throne room done right aka i wish i was huntawarya
Title: throne room done right aka i wish i was huntawarya
Author: Alex "aljex" Helmke
Date: Jan 19, 2001
Rating: 4.5
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Cards:
‘starters(4) Y4massassi throne room heading for redemption staging areas insurrection 3rd effect varies upon opponent
characters(20) epp han x2 epp leia x2 epp obi x3 ls,jk x3(x2 foil, suck it trebek) major hassh’n KFC tawss khaa corran horn chewbacca protector admiral ackbar melas first officer thaneespi lt. blount wedge antilles
starships(2) home 2 lando in falcon
interupts(15) alter x2 sense x3 weapon levitation x2 tunnel vision x2 out of commission & TT x2 fallen portal x2 blowing glance weooww-bzzzt-bzt-weoww-bzzzt(clash) sorry about the mess skywalkers son of a bith shuffle/desperate reach courage of a skywalker
effects(5) ounee ta(agaisnt rops,court,MKOS) YISYW(possible starter) wise advice(other possible starter) goo nee tay x2
green(2) lukes lightsaber anakins lightsaber
locations(7) rendezvous point yoda’s hutt home 2war room home 2docking bay Y4massassi headquarters Hdocking bay Hwar room
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Strategy: ‘
CARD FOR CARD throne roomwell i didnt really need this card, but i was foil and i like shiny things
staging areasfor the extra activation
insurrectionpull your bays and gives the not so scrubs a forfeit bonus
epp hanbeacuase he’s a smuggler, gambler, and risk taker. “everythings going to be fine, trust me”
epp leiacause she’s destiny one
epp obibecause i love old wrinkly men
ls,jkbecause i have 2 lsjk foils, eat it
haash’ndeploys free on home 2 and cancels lat. damage
KFCbecause she doesnt shave her legs, i think its a turn on
tawss khaaretreiving is good, right?
corran horncause he wrote the x-wing series
chewbacca protectorcause he can cancel a opponents characters game text
admiral ackbarFISHY FISHY FISHY
melascause he smokes Essoomian gruu pipe to heighten awareness and many other things
thaneespiFISHY FISHY FISHY’S SISTER
lt. blountcause he is a spi and kills isb
wedge antillescause he’s hotter than red squad leader
lando in flaconCAUSE ITS GOOD
home 2FISHY FISHY FISHY’S SHIP
altercause i still love wrinkly old men
senseguess
out of commision/TT cause you have failed me for the last time
weapon levitationbecause jedi’s can lift many things with the force……..
tunnel visionbecause han wishes he could look down leias blouse
fallen portalcause it can kill them
glancing blowouch, that really hurt
clashweooww-bzzzzt-bzt-bzzzzt-weoww-bzzt-weoww-weow-bzt-bzt-bzt-weow-bzzzzzt
sorry about the messsorry about the deck
skywalkersbecause britney spears is hot
bith shuffle/desperate desperate reachto cancel imperial barrier and to stop tracking
courage of a whiny skywalker to add a dest in a duel
wise advicetraining destiny +1 of course
YISYWodds killer
ounee tahahohahoha
goo nee taycause nah nah nah ohhh louwa goo nee tay
STRATEGY With this deck, I try to win. Oh you want my strategy, ok then. Well 1st turn, i deploy one of my DBAYS, and sites in my hand if i have any. If i have KFC, id deploy he because shes deploy 0. or id deploy some scrub like wedge or blount for the extra force next turn. By the middle of the game you should have enough force to deploy your mains, if you havent built a force yet. You should do pretty well against good decks. All the interrupts and effects should help oyu to win the game.
MATCHUPS hunt Down- Ill just start wise advice, because ill probley expect to jedi test. Ill stick to my regular strategy, and get all my DBAYS out with scrubs to get my activation up, ill go to their sites to flip them back, ha. Visage will be no problem, niether will dueling, with the -3 from dueling from LSJK, and the Courage, and the Glance will help. You should win, unless perhaps you are playing a guy named Brian hunter.
BHBM- Deploy your Dbays, and give them luke to flip them to lose force. The luke should hold off the duels, because he subtracts three. WIN BATTLES, so you dont lose, thats just a helpful reminder. If you play right, you should win, with youre mains, and all your destiny adders.
ISB- Lets see- just get blount and some mains to courescent- so they cany flip but they might beat you down there- but hold youre own there and youll eventually win.
Court- This could be a challenge- deploy to your DBAYS, to get your activation up- then deploy mains. But watch out for None Shall pass, you could start Ounee Taa to slow it down. Just try to beat down. and youll win.
MKOS- Hmm- same as court its all the same right?
ROPS- Ill start Ounee Ta, because im afraid of that stupid None Shall Pass. Well deploy to Rallitiir, so they cant flip and its not that hard, because you have so many mains, its not funny.
SYCFA ties- i dont really seen this around this area, so i have no idea how to play it.
-end of matchups-
Props To britney spears for having nice breastesses Spirajira- for being so kind to write 7/10ths of this deck All your reviews because this deck is the funniest one youve seen right? RIGHT?
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