Set your course for alcatraz buddy

Title: Set your course for alcatraz buddy
Author: Cortney "dope5tar" Haggerty
Date: Jan 27, 2001 Rating: 4.5

Cards:

‘Objective SCYFA

Locations 7 Alcatraz (Death Star)(S) DS booking area(dockin bay)(S) DS solitary (detention block) Alderan (S) Executor DB Tatooine DB Endor DB

Jailers 17 Chokin Vader x2 Token female guard(mara) x2 Boobie Fett w/gun x2 Jodo (Boobie’s apprentice) x2 Snoova the Hoova (man can he suck)x2 Dr. E and his boob job x2 IG88 w/thumpin gun x2 Ahab the Arab w/blaster carbine Prince of XXX Prisoner’s dreambot (guri)

Paddywagons 2 Bossk in Bus Zuckuss in his thang

Weapons and Armor 4 Snoova’s paddle Vader’s symbol of authority Mandalorian tickle panties Mara’s vibe

Interrupts 16 Prepared Defences (S) Control x3 Hidden weapons x4 Twilek x3 Put the jail on alert Circle dancing with obi Point man No shivs in jail(weapon levitation) Res luk add-a-destiny

Effects 13 You cant hide in the clink (S) Warrants for everyone(IAO) (S) Mob points (S) Secret Plans TINT/OE Hog tied(all wrapped up) Presence of the force x2 Blast door controls Reactor Terminal Come here you big @#$% Bounty Search and Destroy

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Strategy: ‘

	How to be a succesful Jailer

Ok, the deck idea revolves around the use of the DS jail to capture people and make sure that they never see the light of day again. now before you skip straight to the bottom and give me an @#$% rating for using the DS jail, hear me out. this jail is the only jail in the game that doesnt let the light side release captives via its own text. ex CC jail lets you release prisoners instead of draining, the JP jail lets you pay to release if you control. the DS jail doesnt let them release guys unless they are packing the cards to do it. in laymans terms no 8D8,im here to rescue you, DSjail control room, etc, means once they get tossed in the clink, they aint comin out, effectively putting them out of play.

the setup is similar to most SCYFA decks- activate a bunch of force, grab your sites then run your game plan. IAO/mob points, YCHF is here to fight #’s and whack jedi but mostly to grab S&D to make them come to you. the executor DB is there for a safe first turn place for Dr E/Jodo/Boba/whoever. the other DB’s are for getting to whereever the opponent is and to drain when they refuse to come fight fair (as fair as the dark side can be). same goes for the CHYBC/presence of the force.

blast door controls/all wrapped up/bounty all help you accomplish your goals easier (read the cards and you’ll get it). the controls are for the mad space drains you might encounter (esp at your own death star). mandalorian battle armor is awesome- put it on Dr E and ponda boobies (who exactly is wearing it, i wonder?) prince XXX or even dengar. with that, most of your characters will be somewhat difficult to hit, being at least defence value 4-6. and that is just one more person who can hidden weapons (wee gotcha suckas).

i realize that it is really weak in space, but i couldnt find any ships to add without radically changing the deck. if anyone has any ideas, by all means let me know.

matchups

EBO this is where you get mauled. period. but hardly anyone plays this in my area any more (WYS is huge here).

TIGIH dont capture luke, just kill him w/the hunters, then capture people and let S&D do its job.

WYS again, S&D is a huge hook up here. the fact that they get a zillion destinies isnt that bad- just whack one/operate/capture/la-di-da-di-da. the only activate one at nonBG sites isnt that bad- by the time they flip, you should be at at least one BG docking bay. it is retarded when the Death star only gives you one, however.

MWYHL S&D, i suppose that you could even go to dagobah and snag the jedi school- fun fun i havent played against one of these tho.

AITC if speeders, stay inside if not, capture their guys, yadda yadda yadda.

Profit yeah, whatever.

well, thats about all i can think of for now. any helpful ideas and constructive criticism would be delightful, and above all have fun throwin people in the heartbreak hotel.

ps. while typing your submission, whatever you do dont hit escape- it will erase everything you wrote i was half way thru my strat when i hit escape and deleted all of it. mother@#$%ing peice of @#$% hobag @#$% @#$% thang anyhow, now youve been warned. ‘