Big Beefy Hot Crabs

Title: Big Beefy Hot Crabs
Author: Geoff "gsiva" Snider
Date: Feb 19, 2001 Rating: 3.0

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Cards:

‘stronghold Citadel of the Hiruma

dynasty 41

hiruma dojo x3

jade works x3

iron mine x3

merchant caravan x3

sanctified temple x2

charter of the crab clan

hida war college

inheritance

imperial gift

iris festival

chrysanthemum festival

benefices of the emperor

hiruma yoshi x3

kuni yasashi x3

hida unari x3

rik tik tichek x3

hiruma osuno x3

hiruma osuno exp

hida o-ushi exp3

shinsei shrine x3

fate 41

evil portents x3

avoid fate x3

focus x3

burning your essence x3

counterattack x3

enough talk x3

egg of pan ku

his most favored

iaijutsu duel x3

test of might x3

hida house guard

legion of 2000

command staff x3

breach of etiquette x3

ancestral sword of the crab

ancestral sword of the crane

ancestral sword of the dragon

ancestral sword of the lion

ancestral sword of the phoenix

ancestral sword of the unicorn

imperial standard

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Strategy: ‘

this is the MOST EXPENSIVE DECK EVER BUILT kneel before it’s cash value i originally made this deck as a joke…but somehow it worked, and it worked WELL whoa. it’s also been published in scrye for an article i wrote about a year or so ago. at first glance you’ll say “what a pile,” but then you’ll look at it again and you’ll be like “that’s an L5R deck”

so anyhooo…

basically you sit there and gain honor. if they attack you, you say “tactician” and they say “and then?” and you say “BOX” and they say “and then?” and you say “WEDGE” and they say “F UCK”

and then you win because their whole army is dead and you gain like…20 honor….and then you counterattack and destroy them by military as well. great.

everyone come to Normal and play L5R and Counterstrike w/me and joe on our LAN

go eat a crab ‘