Lando Universal Playboy (Puerto Rico States Winner)

Title: Lando Universal Playboy (Puerto Rico States Winner)
Author: Mike "Rushe" Blumberg
Date: Apr 20, 2001 Rating: 3.0

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Cards:

‘Start

Objective Local Uprising

Cloud City The Casino

Starting Interupt Dont Tread On Me

Characters

Lando Calrissian (Universal Playboy)

Wioslea (Ho Bag 1)

Leesub Sirln (Ho Bag 2)

Princess Leia (Landos B.itch)

Laudica(ho bag3)

Han Solo (Universal Douche Bag)

Luke Skywalker (semi Jedi Knight)

Dash Rendar (Universal Stud)

Mirax (The slut)

Oola (The stripper)

Mon Mothma (The Madam)

Jess (The Charmer)

Dice Ibegon (Sucker Face)

Camie (Centerfold)

3PO with His Parts showing

Col Cracken ( Crack Dealer)

Anakins Saber (leias Vibrator)

Magnetic Suction Tube x4 (If you dont know what these are for…dont ask)

Hidden Compartment(For Col Cracken)

Vehicle

Air 2 Racing Swoop (Landos Pimp Mobile)

With Hydraulic lift and button tuck crush velvet interior

Effects

For Luck

Beggar

Gamblers Luck x3

Smugglers Blues x3

Hiding In The Garbage

Rycar Ryjerd

Asteroid Sanctuary x2

Strike Planning

Im With You 2

Rebel Scanners

Lets Keep a Little Optimism Here

CRACK SHOT

Interrupts and Misc.

Insertion Planning x4

How did we get into this mess x3

Jedi Test #5

Found Someone You Have

Never Tell Me the Odds ( You a.sshole)

Sorry About the Mess x4

Choke (The Chicken)

Youll Find Im Full Of Surprises

Cloud City Sabacc

Admirals Order No Questions Asked

The strategy

Lando goes to the Casino in his Air 2 racing swoop pimp mobile.

Lando meets up with Han and Leia. Leia says to Han…ooooooooooooooo Its Lando Calrissian Universal Playboy I got to git me some of dat The suave debonair Lando replies to Leia….On your knees b.itch and make me respect you…..In comes Dash rendar with Wioslea and Leesub on his arms to get the party really going……..Laudica and Camie have a little girl girl thingy going on at the casino bar and all the while poor limp d.ick Han is at the Sabacc table getting his head handed to him by Muritoc Yine and friends and losing all his credits.

This deck has absolutely no way to win what so ever but it has won the Puerto Rican state championship because everyone bowed to LANDO CALRISSIAN UNIVERSAL PLAYBOYS motto of Peace and Love not war brutha and everyone conceded each match so the win differential was the highest in the history of star wars. It was 6-0 with a differential of +340.

Please rate the deck accordingly for comedy sake. Thanks and enjoy.

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Strategy: ‘

Ive added 3 cards to help Lando Universal Playboy in his quest for more alien poontang.

They are Jurri juice…Blue Milk…and Tight Squeeze.

Col Cracken has also added a Hypo to the deck. ‘