TIGIH Beatdown Post Tatooine

Title: TIGIH Beatdown Post Tatooine
Author: Jesus "Savior" Christ
Date: May 31, 2001 Rating: 3.5

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Cards:

‘Starting (10)

There is Good In Him/I Can Save Him

Endor Chief Chirpas Hut

Endor Landing Platform

Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight

Lukes Massive Penis

I Feel the Conflict

Heading for the Medical Frigate

Ultimatum

Dont Do That Again, save it for tonight

Draw Their Fire

Locations (7)

Endor

Endor Back Door ,Lukes Sex Hideout

Endor Great Forest

Endor Hidden Forest Trail

Tatooine Docking Bay

Tatooine Mos Espa

Tatooine City Outskirts

Characters (20)

Padme Naberrie x2

Qui Gon Jinn x2

Obi Wan, Padawan Learner w/out Penis

Obi Wan with really Massive Penis

Leia with Tool x2

Chewbacca with Gun

Chewbacca Protector

Han with Gun x2

Orrimarko

Lando with Vibro Axe

Corran Horny

Wedge Antilles, Red Squadron Leader

Melas

Dash Rendar

Kal Fahl Cndros

Wookie

Green (3)

Qui Gons Detachable Penis

Obi Wans Shiny Massive Tool

Mercenary Armor

Ships (6)

Independence

Liberty

Outrider

Lando in Millenium Falcon

Tala 2

Red Squadron X-Wing

Effects (7)

Order to Engage

Uncontrollable Fury

Draw Their Fire

Projection of a Skywalker

Bacta Tank

Do or Not Do Combo

Advantage

Close Air Support

Interrupts (10)

On The Edge x2

Insertion Planning x3

Nabrun Leids x2

Houjx Combo

Fallen Portal x2

Other (1)

Anakins Machine

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Strategy: ‘

+_RESPONSE TO REVIEWS_+

CheezWhiz What do you mean you can’t understand the deck list are you retarded?

Bane Malar When did I say Luke would be in all the battles?

Cyrus Yes I totally agree with you People need TO LIGHTEN UP. And yes I AM Jesus Christ, I Can’t leave this Dam* world for a thousand years and everybodys turned so solemn

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Before the strategy section here are a few descriptions and combos of cards and why their REALLY here ;-).

BACK DOOR-Luke and Qui gon’s Sex hideout the only people with keys are Luke, Qui, Padme, and Leia.

LEIA and PADME-Who else is going to keep all the guys company.

KAL FAHL C’NDROS-Tapes everything that goes on inside the Back Door

QUI GONS DETACHABLE PENIS-so at night he can go to all the nightclubs as a crossdesser with Obi Wan

CORRAN HORNY-Makes Leia get Horny

CHEWBACCA PROTECTOR-Who else is going to protect Leia’s Body from any unwanted visitors?

LANDO IN MILLENIUM FALCON-Has a Satellite so he can hear everything that goes on in the Back Door.

BACTA TANK-Leia likes to look at naked people inside the tank.

NABRUN LEIDS-When Aurra gets pissed Nabrun comes and quickly moves the victims.

WOOKIE-Hairy People are Huge Studs

Ok. Heres the Real Deal.

Most of the cards in the deck are pretty self explanatory. I have played TIGIH since its release and am staying faithful. I believe that its pure power can still outcome other decks. Alot of the characters have permanent weapons also and this really makes the opponent cry.

Well Alot of times the opponent will try and choke you of all force this is one of the problems that comes up in this deck. Their are not too many low deploy cost characters, and could be a problem. In my area people arent that smart though. -). Try and give them LSRS as soon as possible so they can lose 2 force every turn. Ultimatum is an awesome card, cancels all force drain bonuses when you control 3 battleground site or opponents controls non great for all space decks.

Here are some Matchups.

Endor Ops

Should be Easy with Ultimatum. Just dont let them Get Perimiter Patrol out and running, otherwise you’ll be losing loads of force.

Hunt Down

Ouch. Most likely they’ll attempt to force choke you. This is the hardest matchup, use Nabrun Leids to your advantage.

ROPS

Battle.

AOBS

Same as ROps, they wont be able to capture your mains

I havent played any other decks yet, but email me with any suggestions.

This is my first deck so please put that into consideration when reading.

”The name is Jesus”Savior”Christ. Bow down and kiss my A$$ or you will meet a firey grave.”

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