Suck It Terrorists The Senate OWNZ YOU

Title: Suck It Terrorists The Senate OWNZ YOU
Author: Darth Vader "The Dark" Lord of The Sith
Date: Dec 25, 2001 Rating: 4.0


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Cards:

‘Starting

My Lord, Is That Legal?/I Will Make It Legal

Twi’lek Advisor

Den Of Thieves

Coruscant Galatic Senate

Tatooine Marketplace

Characters

(Senators)

Passel Argente x2

Toonbuck Toora x2

Yeb Yeb Ademthorn x2

Tikkes x2

Baskol Yeesrim

Edcel Bar Gane

Orn Free Taa

(Non-Senators)

Gardulla The Hutt x2

Chokk

Ghana Gleemort

(Cloud City) Boba Fett

Televan Koreyy

Jodo Kast

Wittin

Darth Vader With Lightsaber

Guri

Ortugg

Sebulba

Niado Duegad

Jabba The Hutt

(Non-Unique Aliens)

(Tatooine)Jawa x2

Abyssin x2

Gammorean Guard

Effects

Senate Hovercam

Motion Supported

Reactor Terminal

Accepting Trade Federation Control

This Is Outrageous

Interrupts

Alter & Collateral Damage

Alter x3

Sense x3

No Civility, Only Politics x2

Kintan Strider

Abyssin Ornament & Wounded Wookie

Weapons

Disruptor Pistol

Assualt Rifle

Creature

Womp Rat

Vehicle

Tempest Scout 3

Locations

Tatooine

Tatooine Junland Wastes

Tatooine Jawa Camp

Tatooine Desert Landing Site

Tatooine Docking Bay 94

Tatooine Cantina

Tatooine Audience Chamber

Strategy: ‘

NOTE This is a beginner’s deck, I’ve had this deck for 2 days and needed some advise, I have a specific strategy for almost every card choice, here they are

CARD CHOICES

Two Gardullas?? What the *%&# are you thinking?

Well, I used to have decks that would be pretty good, yet they lacked good force retrieval, and most on my cards are 2-4, so there’s a slim chance of getting a 1 or 0. I made this deck as a regular paced deck, which it is, and as a defensive draining deck. I threw in the Marketplace in to for retrieval. When it come to the extent of my defensive apporoach, I played against a “T-47 Hoth EBO Assualt” deck, and I NEVER went to Hoth, I stayed and spread out on Tatooine, with higher defenses toward the docking bays. I use Den Of Theives to cancel high drains and use This Is Outrageous to cancel high drains as well. I luckily packed some Senses and got good draws and cancelled almost all of them.

Chokk

Once again, defense, on most decks, some weapons placed in decks are made to hit defense value 3 cards. Also, power 7 when defending in a battle, which is what I’m planning for. If present with Jabba, Wittin, Televan Koreyy, or Ortugg (if with the Gammorean Guard or Ghana Gleemort), they are forfeit +2, which is useful. Weapon destiny advatage is also cool, and a destiny 3 card makes him pretty good fro a defensive deck, also considering the text.

Ghana Gleemort

I kinda like this guy, power 5, ability 2, destiny 3, and a warrior. Pretty good stats for an uncommon. He gives Ortugg the leader text if he’s present with Gleemort. His force generation bonus is cool is opponent is playing an all-alien WYS or high Profit or the Jabba’s Palace Sealed deck objective (I forgot what it’s called.) He also is defensive, you can lose 1 force to cancel a force drain at adjacent site. SO if Luke with Luke’s Lightsaber and Jedi Obi with stick are giving you a problem, cancel it for just 1.

Boba Fett

Don’t mess with Boba Fett, Jango Fett’s cool and so is Boba Fett and Jodo Kast, I like the Mandalorian characters. (FYI When the Episode II packs come out, I’ll probably be the first one with Jango Fett.)

Televan Koreyy

Jabba’s power +1 and so is Gardulla with this deploy 0 alien. If he’s alone at the Cantina or the Marketplace, he draws one destiny if not able to otherwise, which is pretty cool. Forfeit 5 if Chokk is out.

Jodo Kast

See Boba Fett. (See it anyway)

Why Wittin with no Jawa Pack??

I am embaressed to say, of all of my 43,234 cards, I don’t have a Jawa pack, don’t ask me why. Could use it though, if I had more Jawas. When at the Audience Chamber or the Jawa Camp, Jawas are power +2, which is cool, if they all are out, that’s power 10, with both Jawas and Wittin at the Audience Chamber with Gardulla and Jabba chillin there.

Niado Duegad

Power 2, Ability 3, don’t mess with the little guy. His text is what’s cool, power 8 if you save 3 force after every turn just in case.

Guri

Just seem to like Guri. When Vader’s not out, opponent only gets one destiny. Power 6, though deploy 6, yet I like her stats, hard to his armor 5 is hard for most blasters, after all, Xizor paied 9,000,000 credits for her.

Ortugg

Once again, more forfeit means less stuff leaves the table. Simple as that. He’s forfeit 5 if Chokk out.

Sebulba

Another favorite character, and anything that gets rids of the worst character in Star Wars that is the Antichrist for all Star Wars characters because he’s so &*^% annoying, Jar Jar Binks.

Jabba The Hutt

Can pull him out from the Audience Chamber. Forfeit 9, power 4 if Chokk and Televan Koreyy are out.

Darth Vader With Lightsaber

Next Question Please

Non-unique aliens

The Jawas shall replace the Abyssins when I buy more Tatooine packs, I bought around 30 and only got 2 Jawas, don’t ask me why.

Senate Hovercam

Force generation +3 is great, so I had to put this in, It’s free and a destiny 3 card which is good Alter bait.

Political Effects

Can’t play with out em’

Reactor Terminal

I abuse this card, you can draw 20 cards and search for that one card you need, then put them all back next turn, abuse the gameplay of this card

Alter and Sense

Now that above would have been a great combo card. When it come to Alter and Sense, as Brian Hunter said "Sense and Alter are no longer optional."

No Civility, Only Politics

I use this card like crazy, Here’s a scenario, place down Passel Argente, Edcel Bar Gane, Baskol Yeesurim, and Orn Free Taa, use this car, take one into hand. Then if This Is Outrageous is out, place that same senator down on it to cancel a high force drain, then deploy back down.

Kintan Strider

Lost a senator you need to flip, retreieve him.

Abyssin Ornament & Wounded Wookie

Use the ornament near the end of the game and you’re gonna get drained for 4 at a site, take a non-unique alien into hand and then drop it on Den Of Thieves. Boom No drain of 4.

SOME GAMEPLAY NOTES

-It’s really only necessary to use This Is Outrageous and Den Of Thieves useless you’re getting hit hard, use them.

-This deck is highly defensive, it will probably be a drain race if you break through your opponent’s lines.

-Always pair the right cards together, leave Wittin and the Jawas with some card and leave them chillin at the Jawa Camp, while Chokk, Televan Koreyy, Jabba The Hutt, and Gardulla The Hutt are chillin at the Audience Chamber.

Thank you.