Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls (BHBM)

Title: Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls (BHBM)
Author: Charlie "Bad Player" Herren
Date: Aug 22, 2000 Rating: 4.5


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Cards:

’ Vehicles (2) Blizzard 2 Tempest 1

Starships (6) Bossk In Hound’s Tooth Chimaera Dreadnaught-Class Heavy Cruiser x2 Flagship Executor Zuckuss In Mist Hunter

Characters (15) Mara Jade, The Emperor’s Hand x2 IG-88 With Riot Gun Captain Godhert Commander Igar Darth Vader, Dark Lord Of The Sith x2 Janus Greejatus x2 Lieutenant Cabbel Lord Vader x2 Officer Evax Sim Aloo Emperor Palatine

Weapons (3) Mara Jade’s Lightsaber Vader’s Lightsaber x2

Effects (12) Battle Order Blast Door Controls Come Here You Big Coward Emperor’s Power Imperial Arrest Order Insignificant Rebellion Mobilization Points Oppressive Enforcement Search And Destroy You Cannot Hide Forever Your Destiny Lateral Damage

Interrupts (15) Force Lightning Monnok The Circle Is Now Complete x2 You Are Beaten Prepared Defenses Twi’lek Advisor x2 Alter x2 Imperial Barrier Masterful Move x2 Sense x2

Unknown Type Rendili Cloud City East Platform (Docking Bay) Death Star II Docking Bay Death Star II Throne Room Endor Landing Platform (Docking Bay) Spaceport Docking Bay

Unknown Type Bring Him Before Me/Take Your Father’s Place ‘

Strategy: ‘

Always start Mobilization Points and Imperial Arrest Order. The 3rd starting effect depends on what the opponent is playing. Start Battle Order against Ops or EBO. Start You Cannot Hide Forever against HB and There is Good in Him. Start Oppressive Enforcement against everything else.

Use Mobilization Points and the Throne Room to get Rendili and Emperor’s Power from reserve. Drop DS2 DB and Empy there if you can, then pull Force Lightning. Play this like a beatdown deck. Hit hard when and where you can, do damage with drains/direct damage. Pretty simple…

Reasons for certain cards

  • Force Lightning Force Lightning is more useful than a 2nd Emperor, since you can pull it from reserve. You can use it with Janus’ game text or any character with the Emperor (play Force Lightning Used) to search your reserve deck every turn to check your force Pile
  • Janus x2 He deploys for 1 with the Emperor, does nifty tricks with Force Lightning, and allows you to do tracking easily so you can win with your objective (as needed).
  • Spaceport Docking Bay Mobility = good. You need to be able to get to Tatooine or Dantooine sometimes, and this is the easiest way to do so. If all else fails, it becomes a Rendili DB (as needed).
  • Light SAC package This comes in handy quite often. With an Oppressive start, you can often use your SAC to make the opponent use theirs. Then, you drop the real threat (Lateral Damage, Blast Door Controls, etc.), and there’s a chance that your opponent can’t do anything about it.

Anyway, have fun with this one.. Later, Charlie Herren 2000 Dagobah Regional Champ’