origins-by-dom
Title: origins-by-dom
Author: Dominic "Decktech" Gaudreault
Date: Aug 15, 2000
Its Wendsday afternoon, I am Dogystyling with my girlfriend. My phone ring... I am pissed. I answer, Its Jo... That guy almost never call me... unless he is in need of sex (joke). So I am like what do he want. He ask me if I am ready ??? so I am like FOR WHAT ! Well he tell me we are going to Origin in 2 hours ! Wohoo, I thaught I would miss that tournement. So I get my @#$% ready, and we are going..... In a 30 years old car... When I saw It... I was like, there is no way that piece of cr*p is gunna take us to Origins.
The Quebec team is Me, Joe Joe Binks, Crusher, and Burntoast. My mother and my sister had bought me a box of bronies... But yannick told me he had read a article by Clint telling how to use brownie, and I must order it at dennys to have its full power. So I am screwed :(
Anyways, we need to go to Toronto before, because we know a guy there that have a uncle that has a hotel near Origin , so its only gunna cost us 25 $. So we go there, and we sleep there.... everybody got a coutch..... except for me.... I am the youngest, so they make me sleep on the floor ! FUC*ER !!!!!! But haha the floor is confortable, so I sleep like a baby :)
So we head for origin.... We stop at a Gas Station to eat.... there was a subway in it.... Unfortunatly for me , the Submarine we took taste like gas.... So after 14 hours of driving (and listening to some bad music... like South park music, at least there was a song by Rancid on it) we are finally In Ohio. But it seams like the guy that had told us his uncle had a hotel had mistaken... He only have a haunt.... and her hotel in in another country.... anyways.... So we go to the convention.... but there is no place to park, so we ask the girl where is the other parking.... we speak french, and she talk fast, so I have no clue of what she said... so we go where she think she told us to go... there is a parking... cool. So we wait in line to register... We were so well placed.... just behind of me , there was a girl with FF breast !!!! and in front of me, there was a girl in J string !!!! Do I need to mention I was in erection ??? So we register.
I am to poor to make the thursday SWCCG sealed deck, so I go play Magic.... I get wreck so bad... I went 0-2 drop. Then I see someone 6'4'' pointing his finger at me, and asking Clint Hays something.... So I am like hmmm Fu*k did I say something very bad to Clint Hays, and he pay this guys to beat me up :) But its Gabe Alonso, and he just wanna say hi. That guy is really cool, and a great player. I also saw Cummie Boy, so I chalenge his stuffed animal in a fight... My Max Rebo was Fighting his little cat... the fight was close, but max Rebo's Bu*t attack fini the poor cat fast. In fact, I completely wreck him... He was really desperated after that ( its probably because of that he scrub out...) ... Well dont worry Charlie, you will have your rematch 1 day.
My 3 Quebecers friends tell me they wanna keep their deck secret for the open saturday, so I have to find team member for friday. So Yannick introduce me to Gary Carman, and I ask him If I wanna be his teammate. He said thats cool. I am happy, we will win for sure. Its late, so we head back for the hotel. So we go take our car... The guy tell us its 26 $ !!! We tell him, the lady had told us it was 5$ per day... So he is like... thats not the Convention parking, its a private parking... The convention parking is just on the other side of the road !!!! FU*K!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We go to the hotel... and I have to sleep with the "hairy" Burntoast.... My nightname.... I cant sleep all night because I fear his body hair will attack me. So the next morning, I try to put my contact lents... After 10 min, I put 1... Then after 10 other min I put the other 1.... wait !!! no !!!!! I put the second one on the first contact lents... AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I am pissed, i'll just wear my glasses. So we arrive late. I go talk to Garry, but he told me he had chose another teamate because I thaught I would not come :( So I make a team with the chicks from ontario, her boyfriend, and a random scrub. So before the tournemnt, we talk a little, and decide to chose a team name. I cant think of anything that is not releated to sex. So I tell them to chose a name. They have no clue, so I say, well we are really scrubish, so lets call ourselves the Real Scrub. So everybody think its cool, except for that random b*tch. He tell us, that he is a good player and not a scrub...lol. Anyways, I didn't bother with that... I think he was playing Hemnet beatdown for light and DarkWater lockdown for dark... Take a look at the deck I chose to use.
Dark Side: Why Dominic Is Superman
Objective (1)
Set your course for alderand
Locations (9)
Kiffex
Kashyyyk
Endor
Death Star
Death Star : Docking Bay
Beath Star: war Room
Alderand
Endor:Forest Cleaning
Hoth:Defencive Peremeter
Characters (18)
Darth Vader, Dark lord of the sith x3
Lieutennant cabbel
Officer Evax
Admiral Ozzel
DS-61-2
DS-61-3
IG-88 with Riot Gun
Lieutennant Arnet
Comander Igar
Grand Moff Tarkin x2
Mara Jade
Boba Fett With Gun
U-3P0
Lieutenant Watts
Major Marquand
Vehicles (4)
Tempest scout 1
Blizzard 2
Tempest 1
Blizard 1
Starships (7)
Devastator
Bossk in hounds tooth
Zuckuss in Mist Hunter
Executor
Avenger
Dreadnot
Tyrant
Effects (13)
Imperial arrest order
Oppressinve enforcement
Imperial Decree
Secret Plan
There be hell to pay x2
Lateral Damage
Come Here you big coward
Resistance
Do Or Do Not
Blast Door Pannel
Battle Plan
AAA
Interrupts (8)
Twi-Lek Advisor x2
Trample
Shocking Revelation
Monnok
Masterful Move
Shut Him Up Or Shut Him Down
Surface Defence
Light Side: Why My D1ck Smell like Reel Big Fish.
Objective: MWYHL
Location 6
Dagoba
Dagoba: Yoda House
Dagoba: Training Area
Dagoba: Swamp
Dagoba: Bog Clearing
Kessel
Characters 16
Yoda
Obi With Saber x3
Luke With Saber x2
Leia With Gun x2
Captain Han x2
R2-D2
Jareon Webb
Orrimarko
Twash Kha
Bo Shek
Melas
Starship 2
Millenium Falcon x2
Effects 15
AFA x3
POS x2
Grapler x2
Undercover x2
Bacta Tank
OTE
Wise Advice
Goo Nee Tay
Uncontrolable Furry
Legendary Starfuc*er
Interrupts
Transmision Terminated x2
Tunel Vision
The siglal x3
Shoking Information
A Few Maneuver
ITCBW x2
Visored Vision x2
On The Edge x2
I Know
Narrow Escape
Punch It
Out Of Nowere
Effective Repair
Bith Shuffel
Test
Jedi test 1
So thats My deck. Then I took a look at the deck my Ontarien teamate were gunna use and change like 10 card in each of their deck. They look good, so we might have a chance at doing well. Now, ill talk about my match... but I had lots of work those past week, and some girlfriend problems ( at one point I had 2 GF at the SAME time, now I have 0.... but maybe 1 soon..... life is so complicated ). So I had not any time to do this tournement report before... I dont quite remeber each game perfectly, but I will do my best.
So Team Open game 1:
Game 1: My DS VS Steve Brentson Profit/Elom/Tessek Deck.
I keep drewing crap all game, so all times I have like 30 cards in my hand, and 20 in my deck. I get a look at his deck soon, And I notice he have no starship. So I put Kashyyk, Kiffex with each 1 starship and no pilots to drain for 4 all games. But... he had bargaining table.At one point I had endor and the executor. but he drain me bery bad on tatoine. I go fight him with some walker but he narrow escape. I try to find my monock or masturfull move before I attack him. But I am not lucky and never find them. So I dont have time to loose, because harc self in the audience chamber reduce my drain at Tatoine JP. In the audience chamber he have BB Han Solo EPP Leia and 2 ellom. I set my attack carefully. I track his destiny till he have a 2 on top. I track my shoking revelation. He have 2 force left. I drain for 2, He Harc Self of 1.... so I am thinking is he stupid or I suck a*s ? Anyways, I deploy Blast Doorr Control, Choke vader, Tarkin, I am thinking, I attack, I choke, he miss with the gun. Han is choke, so I cancel his only destiny. So I attack, I choke han. POW he is choke.... but he pay 1 and make me redraw it.... so I am like FUC*ING SHIT I SUCK CO*K. I miss, so he have 2 destiny now, and I must loose tarkin... but because I kept drawing @#$% all games, I was short on force in my reserve deck, so I have no force to move vader.... now he deploy 8 eloms, and I tell his good game . FL -14
Highlights: NONE
LOwlights: The crapy judge made a ruling against me. Steve thaught he could retrieve han, and pay 1 force to retrieve his only card in lost pile, because I had secret plans. but he must pay 10 ! I ask juz after... those fuc*ing fake judge suck a$$ ! AND I FUC*ING LOST !
Game 2: MY LS VS a Kid Playing COTVG.
Well, I drew something like mega falcon luke bacta tank and kessel in my first few turn. So each turn I drain for 3 in space, I have undercover spy and projection everywhere. He attack my falcon, I punch It. He lost 10 more. Luke retrieve with his first strike... FW +38
Highlights: EASY GAME
LOWLIGHTS: I hate palying kids
2 +24
Game 3: MY LS VS some scrub playing dagoba drain with tie/coud car/tibanas gas miner.
Before this game, Cummie Boy tell me he lost to this guy... so I am like @#$%.... I play on dagoba too. He chose to start Endor with the operative objective. I draw till I have super falcon and OTE. So We fight In space, and Luke + Orimarko + Yado at his hutt control his only BG site. At 1 point he put some laser conon on his tie, and attack the falcon. he is lucky so he have it.... but I play A few maneuver :) hehe that was game ! so OTE and some drain kill his a$$ off. FW + 33
Highlights: EASY GAME
Lowlights: I hate playing Scrub
4 + 57
Game 4: My DS VS a fuc* always asking stupid question EBO space deck.
So that b!tch piss me off. he keep asking me how many force I will activate next turn and how many force I have in my hands. So at a point I am pissed, I start answering and @#$%ing him in french. So I control the BG site and Trample all his spy with my tracking skill. I always kept my stardestroy at only 1 or 2 system in fear of power pivot. I have Imperial decree working and we fight. I cant draw SHUOSHD, so he use abusively the bacta tank giving me trouble. but he was gay. FW +19
Highlights: EASY GAME
Lowlights: I hate playing A$$hole
6 + 76
Game 5: My DS VS Adam Beauchamp (I think) playing Ground EBO.
His deck was like a TRM and my Dark side was made to wreck all TRM deck... because someone had told me all team albany were using them. So I use the same strategy. I control his only batle ground system. I control his only batle ground site. I put CHYBC and U3P0 at the DS docking bay. So I put all my Ship at at kashyyk and he came to fight with mantelian starvip and once he had no character lelt he was dead. FW +25
8 + 101
Highlights: EASY GAME
Lowlights: I think he is a good player. So I have a good win at least.
Game 6: MY LS VS Dan Sokol Playing ROPS
Before the game, Clint Hays tell him I am good, and I am a cheater :) he is just kiding about that, but Dan think its tru and ask me to remove my cap :) hehe I ask him to remove his first. Anyways, that made me lost my scrub look :( He was not lucky drawing 0 2/0 location until his 2nd turn. He flip on his 5 turn. He was force to deploy 4 site because of my Projection and Spy. So I Put all my character at his docking bay to stop loosing from Search and Destroy. I start to drain at Kessel for 2. I sometimes move to raltir to make the objective unflip. but he usualy flip it again. AAA is hurting me, but I retrieve with on the Edge. He attack with BOBA in Slave 1 and Bussk In buss my falcon with a track 6 and a 4. I play I know and Punch It. I draw 4,6,5,5,5. I THINK I put legendary starfighter...not sure tho... But he is covering. Then I won. FW +14
10 +115
Highlights: I love to play against good USA player. Its much more fun than playing scrub.
Lowlights: NONE
So I finish 5th. Sounds good to me. My team all scrub out :( so we finish I think 4... Well I think they all did 3-3... It was cool meeting all those players I only know from the Internet. I fell bad because gary Carmam team won.... so I lost a box of reflection :(
Now this evening I want to make the CCT manipulation all my friends are using, and a Profit deck. Unfortunatly we only have 3 CCT objective and I was messing with the Big Blue deck since a while, So I give my Objective to my friend Jo. Now I want to make my profit deck, but I watch the TV and there is cool show going on... Its call Strip POker ( I never saw something like that in my hole life ! American are lucky:) ! Its a 2 Girls VS 2 Boys quiz. Each bad answer by the girls or the boy make them remove a piece of clothes... And the girls are loosing bad :) so its cool because the loosing team remove all their clothes. At the end there was a sprint of question and the girls got them all... so they won :( I WAS SO FU*KING PISSED !!!!!!! AHHHHHH I dont wanna see nude men ! I am frustrated so I dont make my profit deck. So I guess I'll play with the same deck.
DAY 2
I woke up, eat some @#$%, and go to the tournement. WOhoo I get paired the the highest ranked player here...
Game 1: MY LS VS Criss Terwillinger HDADTJ
I have a TT in my starting hands :) So.... he put some dude on the Endor 2/2 site. I put a Spy. He put more dude on the 2/2 CC site. We Fight Lot. His destiny suck a$$, so with yoda, I win. but BEn/LUke are fu*king there for the rest of the game along with U-3P0. He put a docking bay. I have nothing so I lose 1 force a turn. then on 1 turn, Leia is in the bacta tank. I have exactly 15 force. I put leia in hand. Kessel. Falcon. Leia, Captain Han..... That was game... Or So I thaught.... Then He deploy Endor, So I have to Chase ZIMH around and drain one turn of 3 and the folowing turn of 1. But I deploy OTE. Now, I dont remember why I did not move the falcon to endor.... but he drain me of 2 there. I play ITCBW of 2. He its worst of 12. + ITBW + the 2 froce drain + the DB drain.... I lost 16 force in that turn.... Anyways, I contine with not much card left. FL -5
Highlights: Well, none....
Lowlights: Guess
-After the game I talk with Cummie Boy, he tell me because I had Jedi test 1 in play He could not have pay force with Its worst..... I ask Juz... He tell me Cummie Boy was right.... well FUCK ! Anyways.... I am sure Criss really didn't know, he is a good sportsman. And him and his brother were really cool after the game, feeling kind of sorry for my me.
Game 2: My DS VS Philippe Parise, the number 1 player in Ontario. playing FAKE Hiden base. with TAt site and Tat celebration. I know how to beat that. I put all my ship on tatoine. Control some of his tat Batle Ground. I monnok used him... really well placed.... he mec failure my walker to make me loose some force. But I am not lucky and keep drawing red @#$%. So he drain me for 2 in the cantina all games... cant find any of my 3 vader... He get Lucky destiny draw against my walker.... He slow me down with harc self.... so I add kashyyk.... anyways my game... FW + 15
2 +10
Highlights: I win against a good player
Lowlights: Not drawing good character
game 3: MY DS VS Some 1950 rating US super lucky bastard playing DAG with CC site
I dont wanna talk about this game.... That lucky small penis b!tch was just gay. I put a dreadnot and a pilot on my first turn on kiffex. he do nothing... next turn he super falcon me. I am force to put vader and tarkin to batke this @#$%. So he UF vader...and move to Death Star.... I put CHYBC. He put 4 cloud city site and guys on each on his folowing turn ! The only 4 of his deck !!!! and he never had more that 12 card in his hand... I know because I had monnok ! I put Igar in tempest 1 and tempest scout 1 and 2 pilot. and his exterior CC Site.... Then He play Under atatck on IGar... he have it !!! he put kal fan. attack, and I lost all he lost nothing.... oh yeah ! I miss my trample on kal ! So I am pissed, and Attack the falcon again.... with a lateral damage.... he draw 3 destiny..... 6.5.5..... rediculous......he lost leia... I lost all..... UF and drain kill me.... I had no chance against his lucky a$$... FL -14
2 -4
Highlights: None
Lowlights: Now I am really out of this tournement
GAme 4: MY LS VS Wotkjek Jankowski (sp?) playing HDADTJ .... almost like little twigg.
I just wont play any ITCBW this game :) On his first turn, he play omni box and I play visored vision on it... funny . I stop all his drain and TT his visage fast. He put endor and Bossk In buss with Tarkin branglus glee . he move to dagoba. I move yoda out of his hutt. ( that was super tech). He land the buss on the hutt... He move tarkin outside... but I tell him he dont draw destiny... we ask juz, I am right... he put branglus outside... I search my deck with my objective for a Luke.... I put OTE. I attack, slash Branglus. lost luke. Move Falcon on Dagoba, and Yada at his hutt... so it mean OTE or 3 all the games for me :) then I place somme visored vision lost in perfect timing to mess his tracking. And It was my game. FW +19
4 +15
Highlights: teching him badly. Learning I could use Visored vision lost to save my ass
Lowlights: None
Game 5: My LS VS some 1650 rating guy from team albany playing ROPS....
He is so lucky.. he have 3 2/0 site in his staring hands.... I draw.... On his 2rd turn he flip with lots of power at each site Search and Destroy and AAA !!!!!!!!!!! I want to go home ..... I dont know How I pull it out..... Bacta Tank sure helped alot..I count he kill my Obi Wan 12 times.....but first strike was gay...... my AFA never hit him..... At Least Facon was present at kessel.... Hmmm Luke got 7 batle damage... a On the edge save luke from a 20 point batle damage... FW +13
6 + 28
Highlights: Well, Its cool I won that game... I had everything against me.
Lowlights: His awfull luck
Game 6: MS DS VS Mike Girard playing the Dag Ass Deck.
That guy was so fun and cool to play against... I play alot against this kind of deck... and he have no chance of wining exept if he have kessel.... he had it :( I draw till I have EnDor and 3 star destroyer, AAA and IAO. I have all that, SO I deploy Masively to endor. He draw till he have Kessel. he Deploy masively at kessel. I put CHYBC and U3P0 to not get drain on the Death star. We fight to have control on the space. Yoda helped Him Alot along with ITCBW.... but my superiar power ... and especialy lateral damage :) kill all his ship... and he had alot ! AAA close the game.... thaugh game. FW +7
8 +35
Highlights: Well that game and mike were so cool
Lowlights: Nothing.
If you dont know already who won you have a problem.... but congrat to Joe Alread for wining and Criss Twigg for making the final.... BTW.... I really wanted to make Joe sing my a Big One.... but I did not find any..... I AM JUST KIDING ! ....or am I ?
So I finish 24 :( I hate Its Worst... and I hate myself... I should have won against Criss... so, Yannick should not have play him in his final game... So he might have win and make the final.... Anyways I learn yesturday Yannick WON GENCON !!!!! Its cool to have a friend as good as him :) but Yannick tell me, how could you have won ! I wreck you 4 times in a row with my crapy profit deck ;P.... before you wreck all my other deck.... :(
Before watching The final, I play a Game to Gabe Alonso. That guy is also very cool. He was playing well his YOPS deck, but big blue is better ;P . So we go to the Hotel.... its bad strip poker dont play :( I traumatise my friend because I told them I was gunna masturbate myself in me shower...
DAY 3
The DS2 Sealed deck. I play light side... fu*k.... I was wearing sumthing I think its call a bib.... and people were asking me why I was weraing that... well I dont know !
I hate sealed deck, its not fun to play... so I dont care ... I just play to see the new card.
I won game 1 by a monster diferential.... something like 39
I won game 2 by something like 20
game 3: Well, he second turn tempest 1 me.... I fight in space... but something strange hapen... he gunshot my ship with pilot... I dont care... I draw a destiny of 7, he draw a 0... so I have more power.... I cant loose from atrition.... I must loose my piloted hit @#$%... I am left with a b wing... he make me 20 batle damage :(... oh yeah, that guy was a @#$%.... he was a quebecer... like a 50 years old quebecer, and he came there to play other crapy game like sailor moon..... So he dont really know me.... then in the game, because I was wrecking him badly, he try to disqualify me ! He tell me I cheat because I had a Y-Ying ! So i am like.... I did not cheat I am quite sure I got it in my starter.... anyways he ask Juz for disqualifitation, and Juz tell him those Y-Ying were in the starter.... I mean... he really blow sh!t.... I dont cheat... but if I do so I wont add a Y-Wing ! that @#$% suck a$s !
I lost by 5 ! but... he is a really good player... I lost by 5 after a batle damage of 20 in a sealed deck ! wohoo
I won game 4 by 30
So I am the first of the 3-1 guy soooo I finish 3rd of the LS dude.
yannick won, so we could see lots of DS2 cards.
Meanwhile I make alot of player I respect sing me some cards. And Criss Twig gave me some jap card for my deck.
OK OPEN YOUR EARS THIS THING I WILL TELL YOU IS HUGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we are going back home. We were following some Ontarien to go to Canada... We stop at a shop and I buy a box of Hawaien Punch ( there is not that in quebec) . I drink lots of that in the car..... LOTs..... I am sick.... So the ontarien are lost and they stop at a burger king for something... but its closed :( and I must f*cking go the bathroom as fast as I can. So I go outside of the car and ask the Ontarien if they have bathroom paper... Drew Lui give me some.... :) So I run thru the forest to make a dump :) everything is cool and I am done... I feel so much better... Now, I go out of the woods... and a car pass me.... his light blind me for 2-3 seconds... and I walk into a mud hole...... Disgusting.... I go into the car..... Now I look at my shows... they are all brown.... I remove them... my sox are also brown.... So I throw them at the Ontarien... and they think I @#$% on my sox :) hehehe I am so stupid :)
Promps:
-Cummie Boy because he made me laugh so much after telling me he was 0-5 :) hahaha I still cant believe he manage to win his regional ;P
-Cummie Boy because his name is funny
-Cummie Boy because Cummie Boy Cummie Boy Cummie Boy
-Gabe Alonso, Mike Girard, Frank Lamantia, The Twigg, Gary Carman, Michael Riboulet because they were all very cool. There was alot of other cool player to, but those were the one I talk the most with. OH YEAH ! CUMMIE BOY AGAIN !
-CUMMIE BOY , BECAUSE IS NAME IS CUMMIE BOY !
-ME because I am THE LIFE OF THE PARTY... haha I am so cool that burntoast dont want me in any of his trip again ! Well Suck ME ! that guys is so anti-social.... but anyways thanx Max for driving us all the way there.
-Clint Hays because he was so damn funny to watch when he was playing Gary Carman for fun :) that guys take things sooooo seriously !
-Philippe Parise for leting us sleep at his house..... I also have a slop for him tho .... The " fake " cheap hotel.....
-Gary Carman because he is a Machine !
-Me Because My Birthday Is August the 17 !
-Drew For Giving me Bathroom Paper.
-My sister and my Mother for buying me brownies...
Slops:
-My EX-Girlfriend because she did not bought me any brownies ! ( Why do you think she is me EX-Girlfriend NOW !)
-My 3 Quebecers friend because they never wanted to listen to their only Punk CD, Offspring in the car.
-Me for not knowing the ruling on that Jedi Test 1 / Its Worst thing
-Yul Beauhamp ! A Ontarien..... I dont know why he dont like quebecer.... but if he dont like me I dont like him..... anyways... he had a funny name... we had alot of fun making joke with it ;P SO BLOW ME
FINALLY : All of the people from Quebec want to tell you sumthing ! NOW LISTEN ! we are NOT Canadien ! We are Quebecer !
Also.... I wanna congrat Yannick Lapointe and martin Akesson... each of them lost in the final of their regional by 3... and Yannick is now the North American Champion... and Martin the Europeen Champion ! Way to go guys !
bye