dom-goes-to-florida
Title: dom-goes-to-florida
Author: Dominic "Decktech" Gaudreault
Date: Oct 12, 2000
Ok, this is my tournement report on Florida party. but I will try to do my best to remember my games.... but I forgot most. So, it all started when I was at the airport.... we have lots of time to waste, so me martin, and raphael decide to play some game. Its a good idea since I did not play any single game in the last 2 week. I love to much my girlfriend, I always wunna be with her. So I play another game with my BHBM, and it put my record to 26-0. Then we past the guy at the frontier to the USA. And because I am dress like a wunna be punk, the guy ask us like 100 question. finaly we pass. In the plane, me and raphael and yannick’s girlfriend we play a game call Beigne. I still dont know how to play that @#$%ty game, I am so stupid, but I was trowing random cards, and winning.
Then we stop at another airport, and we have 3 hours to waste. I tell Raphael I am the best player of the world at any fighting game, and he said he was gunna beat my a$s. so we go to the arcade, and I go to the killer instinct game... and he go to the pac-man game. He said... oh, I thaught you thaught you were good at pac-man, I dont know how to play at killer instinct. lol. So we go to the burger king. And there was free drink refill, so we drink all kind of sh!t with 1 glass for 3 hours. We even taste unsweated ice tea.... It taste like mexicain piss ! Raphael told me I was a good player, but my weakness was that I believe everything people tell me in game, then he said, maybe you do that to have a newbie look, but if you really do that, be caucious. I didnt really listen to his advice I should have tho . (read game 4 of day 3 )Then we play more games, I was playing EBO baraguin against Jo Machine BHBM deck. And he was wrecking my tomato a$s. I was force to go fight him with captain han, and 2 baraguin.... then I super tech him with captain had ability, and he was starting to loose. But The Machine is DA machine, and Jo is Tha Machine, so he eventualy beat my as$. Then some scrub came near us. and tell us, are you going to D-Con. We said no, we are gunna kick some a$$ at D-Con. And he make his scrub face, and went away. So we catch our plane. In the plane, I was speed up. I was yelling like a crazy. So a Lady said sumthing... then she said SHUT UP ! so I said... well you b!tch, you better shut your f!cking mout before I kick your a$$. Anyways, I start to b!tch at her And my friend made me stop. Then I start to talk at the scrub that was going to D-Con, he was funny. He had 1600 rating I think. Then I try to make Julie and Jo kiss togeter, I never saw them kiss.... anyways, I wrote it on a big piece of paper, and put in in the air... so they kiss ! wohoo ! So the plane land,And I yell like a little girl because I think it will crash . At the airport, we take our lugage, and meet a fur guy. He was the friend of Charles hickey, and had fur everywhere on his body.
So we go to the hotel in a small truck. the driver put some hawaian music... it was so gay... but I was in the mood, so I start dancing like a crazy fu!ker. At the hotel, I go see yannick, and he introduce me to martin akesson, and koen meijssen 2 of the coolest guy there. I play a game against martin. he was wrecking me, but I did some baraguib tunel vision with a x-wing laser canon on ZIMH, and win that game by like 1. just because I am lucky. From what I saw, martin is a hell of a player. Then, me and Julie we go buy some eggs to comb my hair, and a bread to eat our nutella. Then we go sleep.
On the morning we get in line to have our D-Con pass. Then I meet Neal, and John, to really cool dude.But that @#$% was so f*cking long, it took like 4 hours to start that tournement. It just suck balls. Then, I start to be a litle stressed... so every 10 minutes, I go to the bathroom to piss. So the tourney start, and I really hope me, jo, raphael, and martin make top 38.
For light side, I play the only deck that was hapening to be in my deck box, a EBO deck eith baraguin and off the edge with super duper falcon. For dark I play BHBM , tha MACHINE !
I am always unlycky, so Its imposible I play a scrub on my first round. but today I am luckier than before, I play a half scrub... but I forgot his name.
Game 1 : EBO TECH DECK VS HALF SCRUB ENDOR OPS DECK.
the game start. he got the guy that search for planet on his first turn. I set up EBO by turn 3-4. Jedi Luke and saber and lightsaber proficiency control the endor docking bay. he put tie interceptor and emperor shuttle at endor. on my turn he said... f*ck, I forgot I only have 3 ability there... so I am laughing my a$s off. lol, does he think I am a scrub ? I deploy wedge on his starship, with a x-wing canon I attack. he deploy emperor shield, I barier, he deploy emperor sword , I said ok. I shot the sword. lost. so he still have 3 ability... lol. I draw a 7 batle destiny, so I have 16 power ! I am his daddy ! then, I super duper falcon him to death.
FW about 20+
Game 2: THE MACHINE VS ALEX TENET HB FAKE DECK.
Close game.... but I am a sense excessive boy, so I won all sac war. then on one turn, I play force lightling on ben kenobie, and then sniper... I you are beaten someone, and he got sh!t left. batle damage = thats game ! I own him.
FW about 20+
Game 3: EBO @#$% DEKC VS KYLE CRAFT ROPS PILISH DECK.
first I have to say, that this guy is fu!king cool ! all people say he is arogant, but really, he is the man ! So the game start.... Jedi Luke and Orimarko went to raltir and wreck his a$$. I super falcon him, and eventualy flip Raltir back. I retrieve. then I kill him a ship, and I forgot to put legendary starffighter !!!! but my game
FW about 20 +
Game 4: THE MACHINE VS TEACHER HB deck !
Teacher is also really really cool. I remember when we wanted to fight because of some sh!t on the internet... well, I am quite hapy we are friend now, that guy is like 250 6’3’’ ! so the game start. I set up search and destroy. He must fight, I did him 8 batledamage in space. and somehow, 25 batle damage on lone han solo on ground.
FW about 20 +
Game5: THE MACHINE VS THE MACHINE HIMSELF, BASTIAN WINKELHAUS HB deck
I didnt really talk to bastian at first, he was to much arogant, but at the end, I learn he was a good guy. so another HB deck that my deck will wreck. I put pressure on him fast with S&D janus and vader saber. the only bad thing that hapen is he grab my sense and alter it... anyways. I made a scrub move in that game. I deploy lateral damage on some ship, BIHT... then I realise... well @#$%, his hiden base is for sure alderand... I wont attack, I will move boskk. anyways, my game
FW about 20 +
Game 6: My EBO VS HAYS HUNTER BHBM deck
I really that this guy is the best american player ! He have rendili in his starting hand, so I tell him, well at least you can search for the executor. He said your right ! then he look at his hand, and he got the executor well, It was a close game, I dont know how I made him lose force, becuase I did almost nothing all game. he eventualy cancel my Echo base operation ! and he put the much anger in him, responsability of comand combo on super falcon. I did the order to engage /ishi tib/wise advise/ do or do not combo to make him loose force. his game. I am analy molested
Fl by 8 !
Game 7 ... no kidding , I have no clue of what happen !!!!!!!
FW by sumthing !
Game 8 LS VS PETER DI BIASO HDADTJ
If I win this game, I win day 1 like I predicted... but I forgot to put Honor of the jedi in my deck. thats bad :( well, he won by 16
so I place 4... And that crapy tournement took 16 hours !!!! thats mad !!! raphael place like 37 so we are really hapy ! jo acidently check the drop box, and said yes, after 3 games :( and martin got disqualify when he was 4-0 because of a bad deck list. so it sux, at least, we are 3 quebecers and a english quebecer for day 2.
So I switch legendary starfighter for honor or the jedi, ans switch a sh!tty card for uncontrolable furry .And add 1 grapler in my dark deck. I went to sleep at 5 :15 am f*ck ! Because I am too tired to make new deck.
So its a new day day 2 must make top 12 must make it . To prove I was never a scrub this is my chance will I make it after 2 hours of sleep . I hope so. This will prove If I am as good as I think I am, or just an average player. And god knows I am arogant, so I cannot not make it !
I then made some spikes in Raphael hair because he told me if he made it to day 2 I will have the right to make him some spikes ! thats cool ! raphael always have that nerdy look and a tie seing him with spikes is just hilarous :)
Game 1 MY EBO RETRIEVE DECK VS KEVIN SHANNON SYCFA deck with HUGE TECH
There Is Not Much I remember. We fought on the dearh star. He track 6 destiny ta batle damage ben with vader, but I on the edge lost ben. Then I put FURRY. HUGE ! I drain at the docking bay with a Ishi Tib, and The Admiral Order I take the leader. He play Counter Assault, I lost 5. Later, I surprise assault him for 8 .I have super hyper duper falcon captain han, EPP leia. The new Wedge, and Tycho I move, he play gravity shadow he draw a 4 my falcon is lost . F!ck ! he did some glee tech. But hey ! I won by 6 !
Game 2 MY 30-0 dark side deck vs Brian Ripito TRM deck
First turn, he put a spy at my trone room, and put 2 2/0 site. I activate, and deploy the emperor. I have lord vader and his saber in hand. He drain for 2 I loose from top of my reserve deck. Sense Vader . He play out of comission got vader Now I say nothing for like 30 min . that was so gay. He out SAC me I never play any interupt. I play the best I could with my ability, and my moral.
FL 8
Game 3 : Some deck VS Criss Shanner
Sorry, I have no clue of what happen
FW +5
Game 4 : My pile VS Jeremy Lamere
Well, I have no memory of this game :)
FL 11
Well, I am screwed I am falling asleep, and I am tired of loosing. So I go swimm in boxer at the pool. And I hope It will make me win again. I come back all wet, and ready for game 5.
Game 5 : My Light Side deck VS Michael Kessling HDADTJ
Well, I have Honor Of the Jedi, So I cant loose. We `forgot`to loose from visage till I found my Honor :) well, Not Much Really easy game for me. The guy look nice, but I did not had a chance to talk to him :(
FW +19
Game 6 : My Machine VS RUCK ``I look like a bad guy`` BRANDON Profit
Da*n that guy look bad ! he always stare at me like if he wanted to kill me . I never play against a profit with my deck dont know why but I saw people do, so I know how to win. I deploy emperor at the palace. Did some stuff. Drain in space. I deploy vader at the palace. I start to split. He is dead. I play The circle Is Now Complete. He play courage. I have no sense he draw a 5 damn I move mara and some @#$%. I play you are beaten on luke like 20 batle damage. I own that game.
FW + 26
Game 7 : THE UNEXPERIENCED NEWBIE DOM VS THE EXPERIANCED PAUL TOLD FELDMAN HB
The Game start, I put pressure on him. I think I will win for sure. I deploy vader. He draw. When drawing, he say oh, I forgot to put honor of the jedi I said ok, put it. Later, I have ship in space. He put wedge in his ship. I barrier. He said, oh, I play frozen asset before I said ok well, he play spiral and kalfan, and power pivot with a gun, and I loose 10 force thats bad. Later, we had a fight because search and destroy was suposed to be cancelled, but we forget. Then I said I batle sumwhere, but didnt play my 1 force to do so. And he said I was force to. Well that also cost me the game. Anyways, I was mad, so mad. But, It was my fault I wont give chance away at world next year.
FL 7
Game 8 : This is the @#$% VS David Irvine BHBM trooper beatdown.
My Girlfriend for Ever call Audrée sing me A NEW SECRET BASE. And I have 3 in my deck to draw it as fast as I can. I draw my 7 first card, and thats balls. I top deck . And its my girlfriends card ! a good sing. Well, He put pressure on me. I couldn t do much. I play Like a scrub. But meanwhile, Obi wan was getting beatdown by 8 trooper , janus, and emperor I on the edge him to the lost pile. I activate, and notice my reserve deck is 7,7,7,6,5 destiny he drain I play surprise assault that was almost game . he lost 25 ! and I play a couple of On the Edge, and retrieve with my baraguin as I have no card in hand.
FW +40
So people tell me I might finish 13 or 12, and martin Akesson only got 1 point diferential less than me. So if he is 14, I am 13 . And if he is 13 I am 12 So, Yannick and raphael are in the top 12 for sure, thats freaking cool. So they start the ranking 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14 its not martin Akesson ! HIAAAAAA I MADE IT. I was so f*cking happy ! I think I jump in everybody `s harm ! As I start playing tournement in starwars 1 years ago making top 12 was my untimate goal ! It feel very good. Especialy since I know I was unexperience, and I know I can be much better.
Yannick girlfriend, our manager said we should go to bed at 1 am, but we said, no way, lets go to a restaurant. So we go at dennys , the shi!tyest restaurant of the world. Ok here I will put a part of the tournement report of yannick, for those who did not read it So when It said I, it mean Yannick !
_____Yannick part____________________________________________________________
wath the f*ck was that f*ck anyway i never saw a waitress that dumb i was ordering first and we are 7 at the table she ask me what i want and i order some bad Sh !t
and when i said iam done she leave and dont take order for my friend? wath a stupid b!tch
when she come back...
Fat b!tch: here is your milkshake
me:can you take order for my friend
Fat b!tch:what there other people(remember she always have a stupid look on her face)
me:yes if you look around me there is 6 other people
stupid b!tch: ho i tought you were talking about the other table
me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
b!tch:You also want milkshake
me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
me: NOOOOO!!!! they want to order other stuff
B!tch: ok
1 hour later she bring or stuff except mine
me:can i have want i order
b!tch:want did you order?
me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
me: what! are you dumd or just stupid i want the plate there that is mine but you didnt bring it
after she bring my plate
me: thank salope! ( salope is a french word that sound like alot but mean a b*tch)
b!tch: your welcome
me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
so we eat leave the place in a big mess of ketchup, and food under the table. and leave 1 cent(canadian:) for tip .
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I am too tired, so I jump on the sholder of Martin, so he can carry me in the hotel. But Raphael Kick my As$ !!!!!!!!!! It hurt me for 2 hours later !!! Raphael Suck !!!
So we go to the hotel room. Before I go talk to the englishman quebecer Alex, who did 3-4 drop. And he is dead drunk He was funny to see especialy since he was sure he was going to win it all !!! lol !! anyways. I am to tired ans lazy to make new deck. But yannick made a old deck that look good, so I copy it, and change like 7 card. I wanted to put the draw their fire/frozen asset combo and only frozen asset was in my deck so I was searching for a card to remove for first strike . But I was so tired I remove frozen asset ! and I only realise my mistake when I gave my decklist the next morning ! I am dumb !
So, I woke up, with another 2 hours of sleep. I am less tired than Friday tho. We thaught we needed to give our decklist at 8,but it was 9, so we waste 1 hours ! we suck !So at 9, we give our deck. then 1 hour later, they call me, and tell me I need to remove the sticker on my cards. That suck big time, as sticker bring me luck what suck even more, is that I play with no card signed by my girlfriend. !thats a$$ ! Well, I am still tired, so I try to sleep in the highway. But this time its martin that kick my a$$. I am frustrated, so I start runing after him, and I kick his butt. Then I play ball with Raphael and then they call the player Dominic Gaudreault vs
Gary Carman HB deck . damn, thats gay.
Well, I have never play Gary before but Yannick told me he was a machine. Well, I put all my dude at the only batle ground docking bay. he deploy a spy at the trone room and obi wan. I deploy my other docking bay. jabba, search and destroy. and split my character. he had batle plan in play. and I was ocuping rendili. So I was out draining him.he deploy general solo and nien num and try to beatdown. but I play you are beaten on leia. and hummm. on his turn he then move leia on my turn, I realise she was you are beaten and I told him that he said your right and made a smile I start to laugh ! your tha man gary ! I won a big SAC war my game
FW 15 or sumthing
Game 2. my deck VS Brian Ripito Ice plain/peremeter deck
that matchup suck for me he deploy ozel on defensive peremeter first turn. I put yoda. he deploy vader and vader lightsaber, and presence of the force !!!! I deploy ben kenobie and his lightsaber on tatoine. He deploy blizard 2 and another pilot I cant go in that site so I deploy Jedi Luke and his saber at the other docking bay Later he deploy forect cleaning presence of the force, tempest 1, igar, janus, emperor . so he drain for 7 all games, and I drain for 4 I play some on the enge and off teh edge he grab and sense. at the end, my only chance is my ITCBW but he play its worst of 8
FL 8
Meanwhile, I go watch the YJ final as my Friend play that final with spikes like me on his head he won the first game but got a unlucky draw in the second game so he lost well congrat Philippe parise, making the final of YJ mean your f*cking lucky so with practice at SWCCG, and all your luck, you can become good :) I am just kiding, good job man.
Game 3 my @#$% raper LS deck VS Kyle craft last game for the eternity ROPS deck.
First turn, he deploy a atst pilot to raltir docking bay. My turn, I deploy Orrimarko. batle he play projective thelepathy. then I show to the cameraman Orrimarko, and tell him that Orimarko is his dady ! He deploy janus and someone and try to rape orrimarko. but I draw a 5 , and he draw a 1 thats bad I did not had falen portal he lost 2 force. I deploy yoda, I attack with the now imune to 5 orrimarko he lost 2 more force. he put vader, I barier. Now comes Jedi luke and saber. he lost all + 6 force. he have a huge lost pile, and it was only the 3rd turn. Well, I was In control of this game with Ben Kenobie and Order to Engage.
FW + 25
Ok, I have the best diferential of the 2-1 guys . I win this 1, I go to the final . but I play my mentor, yannick.
DOMS MACHINE VS YANNICK MACHINE KILLA DECK !
first turn, I deploy emperor and janus to the docking he knows my play style, so If I have 1 force left it mean I have a barrier but I did not had a barrier anyways, he deploy Jedi Luke and stick and move to the emperor site. I have no vader in hand. I activate search for 1 of my 2 docking bay they are in my force pile thats game, I am dead wait maybe I can janus for a vader. He cut my deck. and hit it with yoda (fung)pupet I cut back my deck and hit it with max rebo . max rebo won I janus CHOKE VADER ! Well, The game was close till I atack with like 20 people epp leia and captain han he play falen portal on vader. he said, since you upgraded your vader to a lord and your insightserve you well is on table, I need a 5 to crush him I said yeah. ( in fact he needed a 6 ) well , I batle , and he falen portal and drew a out of comision japanese damn vader is lost, and jedi luke come back to the dark side that was game anyways, it was my fault, and I know yannick just made a mistake, he is to honest. he super falcon me, and he won. I feel really hapy about going 2-2 , so I dont mind ! I was just so happy for him !
I watch the final . Yannick play good in the first game, and won then in the second when I saw den of thieves hit the table. I knew yannick would not make him loose anymore force So I just left the room I came back later, and yannick was almost dead that Sandwirl deck was gay ! but f*cking strong ! congrat to whomever who build it. And also to matt for chosing it, and playing it like a champ ! MATT ROCK !
So I finish 5, and I am hapy with it well 6 would have been beter.. so next year I could have finish 9 witch make 6 and 9. well 69 !
So there is this buffet at seaworld When entering the room, I made a slow dance with raphael lol hey ! I was just happy ! then when eating everybody who saw me can say I am the dumbest player of the world. I was eating without fork or knife or anything just my mouth, not even my hands ! I was spiting stuff everywhere. I stole a fake tomato ! I was shaking 7up batle before opening it . anyways . it was fun ! So I get my trophy, and I proudly show my t-shirt with F*CK YOU I HAVE ENOUG HFRIEND written on it. Now, I wanted to go ask shannon baska for a dance. yannick told me if I did, he pay me the beer but then I think f*ck you ! beer if free ! It would have been funny tho. She look so shy ! I went to take a picture with her, and she said sumthing then I said sumthing like dont worry, your pretty. and her face turn red.
Then In the bus to go back to the hotel, I feel bad. Philippe parise, the finalist from YJ start talking about how many woman he f*ck back in ontario, and Yannick was talking about the size of his P*nis ! Then Raphael was telling me, hey Dom you wish you were as good as philippe hey ! I tell him , no f*cking way man, I have my girlfriend, and its forever !Witch reminds me, The game call p*nis is the coolest game ever ! thanx clint !
So we go back to the hotel. We are like 10 guys who decide to go in the woman bathroom I dont know for the rest of the guys, but I piss everywhere !hehe. Then we got to play this sealed deck I decide to play with only japanese card and 3 bubo, so my deck suck big times ! its a 40 card sealed deck I lost by 32. I almost did nothing ! then I come back to play and they tell me I suck too much , and they made me drop ! lol !
So we go sleep, and decide team Quebec will not play in the team event, we need to relax on the pool, and go shoping. I also play a ping pong game with some scrub da*n, he beat my a$$ 21-2 ! I thaught I was good !
So the day is over, and I go tell bye to my friends. I must go sleep at the airport, because I have no more room to sleep in so I went to the airport at 11 pm, and my plane was at 6 :30 am !!!
well, we almost did not sleep. I didnt wanted to get rape. So I unpact my lugage like 2 times to waste times. I made a mad profit deck God that new lando is your dady ! I play the game call trow the fake stolen indestructable tomato. And I made fun of nancy. I think she was really tired at the end :) sorry !
well, the story ends here is the promps ( in no particular order) ( except forthe first 9 one)
-MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE IS THE WOMAN !
-MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE IS ACROBAT
-MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE IS TECH !
-MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE OWN ME
-MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE IS MY DADDY
-MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE IS PRETTY
-MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE IS THE COOLEST WOMAN ON EARTH
-MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE CAN MAKE A SUMERSAULT KICK!!!
-MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WILL LOVE HER FOREVER !
-Neal Razi because he is damncool , and if you switch his initial, it make Real Nazi !
-Bastian Wilkelhausbecause he ofer me a place to stay when I told him I was goint to sleep at the airport
-Mike Girard because he dont wear chose, and almost convince me it was tech !
-Pat Dinelle Because he gave me the on the edge japanese I wanted sorry for b*tching at you man, I was also tired ! we are friends now, so maybe you can unban me from the quebecers swccg mesage board, I swear, I wont use bad word anymore :)
-Charles Hickey because he is big and cool ! you are the prof@#$% man !
-Cummie boy because your name is so damn cool ! hey yo wuzzzup Cuuuuuuuumie boy !
-Kyle Craft because that guys was funny as hell ! we should have talk more man ! And becaue he was funny to see when he was sleeping on a chair.
-KOEN MEIJSSEN BECAUSE HE WAS THE COOLEST PLAYER THERE ! HE WAS REALLY REALLY KIND ! KOEN, YOU ARE MY IDOL !
-Jason Kilby because he trows card so far away ! you need to show me man !
-All the people from UK, because they are Beer Machine !
-Clint hays because he akways look stoned and for that Penis game !
-Jesper Larson because he was also really kind and cool
-Martin Akesson for being cool , and a damn good player. I feel bad for you Mart ! next year, you will make the final for sure.
-Hays Hunter Because he play with so many sac ! and he is da*n good ! And for hoking up with that asian girl what a wh0re !
-gary Carman , because he is tha machine ! and really funny !
-Brian Twigg becuase he like punk & ska, and he got a t-shirt with REEL BIG FISH SUCK written on it !
-Matt Sokol because he is a f*cking cool world champion ! That guy is a funny mother fu*ker ! congrat man ! you own me !
-Yannick Lapointe for being always consistent, and the best mentor a swccg player like me can have !next years is yours !
-Raphael and Philipe parise for the spike.
-Jo and Julie because They kiss 2 times and I had never saw them kiss before ! jo your da man !
-Raphael for being the first world champion to be 3 times a finalist. you are a tru champion ! dont stop playing ! you will still beat my a$$! DONT QUIT SWCCG !!!!!! tell your girlfriend to let you some times to play swccg ! she dont own you ! I own you :)
-Gabe Alonso because he is cool.
Slops
-Gabe Alonso because he quit swccg.
-MAJOR MAD SLOPS : ALEX KLAMROTH FOR BEING THE ONLY QUEBECERS TO SCRUB OUT ! AND FOR BEING THAT AROGANT ! AND FOR TELLING ME I AM SCRUB !
-the guys that stole Alex Cards
-My big juici cat. well, I wanted to put him in my report but I had no clue where I should put him.
-To everybody who think we are Canadien... we are NOT Canadien, we are Quebecers !
- My GIRLFRIEND MOTHER/FATHER because they are evil !
-Dennys, it just suck !
-MC donald barbecu sause... it taste like ch*t !
Now I think everybody know I may not be the best player of the world, but I am the stupidest !
Have sex as often as you can, dont smoke too much weed, just enough, it wreck the brain. When having sex, try to be brutal.Pig are fat ! Dont sleep with your grandmother. Never have more than 3 girlfriend at the same time. Dont forget, someone own you. Dont eat at dennys. My sister is pretty, and I love her. I love 34 FF breast !And remember who is your daddy !
-Dom The Craziest Mother F*cker Ever !
PENIS !