vancouver-bc-the-day-i-met-matt-lush
Title: vancouver-bc-the-day-i-met-matt-lush
Author: Cole "Rabid Wookie" Roche
Date: Oct 6, 2001
Hey! Today I got to meet a famous person! Matt Lush!!! He writes those editorial thingies! I even got to play him. And I got my @#$% kicked. So I got to have my @#$% kicked by a famous person! :^) Cool!
Another thing, I just spent 3 hours typing this exact TR and my comp fukced up and I lost it all so I am really pissed so if I’m not my normal cheery self I don’t care. So since its really late, I’m tired, pissed off I’m not gonna do the details of the games because like i said, i already typed out a quality tr, it just got screwed, so if u wanna be a prick gimme one star, if not just enjoy a semi cool tr.
Oh, and if the caps and grammar suck well, you try typing perfect after you just spent 3 hours for nothing.
Game one, me vs alan sagans podprofit.
my podrace sucked bad, i drew 4 1’s and a 0. and i have like 30 cards that are highr then 4 in my deck. so i lost race and got a FL by something.
Game 2:, me vs Green hat guy, sorry cant remember name.
He played some ties w/ pilots thing, i beat on a lone tie interceptor for like 20, i won by 30 something.
Game 3, me ls vs Matt Lushs DS Senate machine.
We set up semi slow, the game almost timed out due to heavy retrievel on my part and heavy damage on his. i retrieved over 40 force that game. cool huh? he won by 8. I killed maul 5 times or something with invinco Luke with resilience.
Game 4, me DS vs Green Hat again. I win game fast from Visage damage and race. In the whole game i lost 2 cards.
I win bye 41.
Game 5, me vs Alan again. He playing ISB Scum. I playing my ls techy goo. He gets cool setup with tat from nemo advisor and twileks for nightfall and deploys a pile of spies for free! tech! gets drained by me at kessel for about 15 total. i lose by 21 tho.
Game 6, vs some guy i know but i dont know his name. all that happened really was i crassed luke and beatdown obi and that pretty much won the game along with my podrace.
Props:
Roxanne for giving us a place to play.
Alex for organizing stuff and doing squadron member stuff.
Me for actually writin this a second time, only much condensed.
Kevin Wan for being weird.
Ellis for being weirder.
Dave for not playing =P
other folks for stuff.
Slops:
Me for being a dumbass monkey @#$% master who sucks for nickels at a hotdog stand and forgetting to save my GOOD TR.
Dave for thinking i’m a druggy. ;^P
Kevin W. for being afraid to cross the street ;p
Funny stuff:
Scary Guy- That doll is 50% of right now...
Homer- Ooh! Thats good!
SG- But it comes with a curse!
H- Oh! Thats bad!
SG- But it comes with a free frozen yogurt! Which I call frogurt!
H- Ooh! thats good!
SG- But the Frogurt is cursed!
H- Oh! Thats bad!
SG- But it comes with your choice of toppings!
H- Thats good!
SG- But the toppings are cursed!
H-oh, thats bad.
Haha it was hilarious when i realized the guy who i had just played against was the infamous Matt Lush! i was all like "holy cow! i cant believe your Matt Lush!" cuz he’s famour u know. he writes stuff for decktech!
If Cheezwhiz could talk, would you have a converation with it?
Are babboons asses red so they are like a target or something?
Does Michael Jackson really rock my world?
Why does Chewie like it when i stroke his bum? he always moans and fires his big strong bowcaster.
Shiny things are twice as entertaining when theyre round.
Am I ever gonna shut the hell up?
Yes.
When?
Now.
THanks for reading. Bye!