the-decipher-show

Title: the-decipher-show
Author: Eric "Inspecta_Dek" George
Date: Jul 19, 2002

To the tune of Without Me by Eminem




This looks like no time for D
So everyone just follow me
Cause we need a little contreversy
It feel so empty without swccg

I’ve created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see combat no more
They want dek, I’m Madd teck
So if u want tek this is what i’ll give ya
A dvdlots a saber mixed with a snipa
Some vodka to jump start ur deck quicka
than a scrub beat down to a hos-pital
by my forces when he’s not cooperating
when Evazans rocking the table when he’s operating
Its time to improve so stop debating
Cause I’m on the carpet and ovulating
I know you’ve got a deck Mr. Hunter
but my methods are ready to take u over
So the DPC can’t @#$% with me
and D is free so lets be seen
They try to shut us down with tcg
but it feels so empty withou ccg
So come and trip
Dark Deal on ur lips
@#$% that HD on your lips
and some on your kids
and get ready this @#$%’s about to get heavy
they just settled all their lawsuits
FUKK YOU WARREN

This looks like no time for D
So everyone just follow me
Cause we need a little contreversy
It feel so empty without swccg

Little rebellions, kids feeling tragic
embarrassed their friends still play magic
they start feelin nostalgic til someone comes on a mission and starts acting eccentric
Visage, tunnel vision, visored vision, time for revolution , fukking your activation
a rebel , just let me dark dissension and ask that everyone listen
Cause its a disaster such a catastrophe for you to be missin
Welll its back nanananannananan
Fix your radio free decipher and tune it in
and then I’m going to enter in
endin up under thier skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the summer
Its interesting, the best thing since wrestling, no investing
and ur tek starts nesting
Testing, attention please
Never bring MWYHL to a dpc
Here’s my ten cents even though the cards are free
a nuisance? who’s cent ? a @#$%ty company’s


This looks like no time for D
So everyone just follow me
Cause we need a little contreversy
It feel so empty without swccg

A tisket a tasket
I go tit for tat with
warren holland
whos talking this @#$% that @#$%
Rich Garfield, you could get ur @#$% killed
worse than those little young jedi bastards
and Decipher , you can get stomped by Wizards
You 6 year olds , you’re too old, its over
nobody plays lotr any mo
so lets go
Just give us the signal and we’ll be there with a fist full of insults, we been dope
suspencil with a pencil ever since D turned itself into a symbol (knife slice)
But sometimes the @#$% just seems
everybody only wants to discuss D
So this must mean D’s disgusting
but its just me , swccg still obscene
No its not the first king of contreversy don’t aska
Its the worst thing since Shannon Baska
to do @#$% quality so selfishly
and used it to get wealthy (hey hey)
Here’s a concept that works
10000 other card games emerge
but without ccg in the sea it’ll be some empty without thee

This looks like no time for D
So everyone just follow me
Cause we need a little contreversy
It feel so empty without swccg



By the way , don’t @#$%ing ask what I was on when I decided to write this.